User:Slowmarc

Slowmarc was a player that joined on April 5th, 2025, and spent around 2-3 hours on the server trolling. His shenanigans mostly consisted of arguing and insulting staff to give him his items back after getting his password reset on another account Slamacow after impersonating the Youtuber. He later went on to have a short-lived yet infamous PvP career before being publicly humiliated for his crimes and banned.

Player History

Initial Joining

Slowmarc first joined BMC under the username Slamacow, impersonating the well known Youtuber of the same name. He played for about an hour before staff took notice and reset his password to whitelist the name, and prevent impersonation. He then joined under the name Slowmarc to complain about his loss of items and ask for them back.

Losing Items

After being told to make a ticket he refused and began insulting the server, staff members, and anyone who spoke in chat. Along with another player regke, they would hurl insults for about 30 minutes. After getting nowhere Slowmarc would eventually attempt to reason with staff and would apologize for being unreasonable. Despite being told the only way he could get his items back was through a ticket, he continued to beg for a way to have the items returned to him without needing to join the discord. Slowmarc would go so far as to claim that he lived in a country that has discord banned (although his IP did not match his claims).

Life as a beggar

After his countless plea's being ignored by staff, Slowmarc would turn to a life of begging, walking around /warp mall and spawn town asking for items. Despite insulting a majority of the playerbase earlier, many players would donate to Slowmarc to help him get back on his feet. Items including 5 diamonds, a diamond pick, and a few stacks of dirt were donated by different players.

PvP Career

After being tricked by WhoisJeb into teleporting to his death, Slowmarc would lose his persona of a beggar and come clean about his intentions to troll the server and it's staff, claiming to have been: TROLLING YOU FOR THE PAST HOUR!!!. He then attempted to hunt down WhoisJeb and managed to kill him, getting his both his items, and more back. He would then proceed to throw these items in a campfire in the spawn castle. He would then demand WhoisJeb teleport to him so he could see where Slowmarc had deleted his items.

Slowmarc's Demise

After breaking mulitple rules, staff decided it was time for Slowmarc to meet his end. After being permanently muted, he was teleported to the wilderness where all online players were invited to teleport to him for the first ever [[[BMC Public Humiliation Event]]. He was slaughtered numerous times before finally receiving a permanent ban.

Trivia

Slowmarc has been immortalized in the Spawn Castle, represented by Slowmarc's Homeless Shelter.