Squirtville

The official flag:

Taken 2025-03-17

Taken 2025-03-17

Taken 2025-03-17

Origins ★

Squirtville is a town in BMC, a town known for the well above average size of the citizen's cocks.

And so it begins, it all began somewhere arround the 24 of february, when R0LU stumbled upon the great squirt, it was magnificent and so he decided to create an Outpost for boogerville to make a future town out here. But... he accidently made a village named outpost and so upon creating a town with such a shit name he went out and consulted the great scribe Amfman to create a name more fitting for a town in such a location. Amfman after sleepless nights decided upon the name... Squirtville. A name so fitting for a town with soil fertilised by the great squirt, here the land was rich and plants could grow, here a great future was foreseened by R0LU, king of squirtville and by the 3 muskasquirts, Amfman, pikmin4deluxe, and Dude123Lego.

Officials

Mayor :

• - R0LU

Assistants :

• - Dude123Lego
• - Amfman
• - Sharkkky
• - Pikmin4Deluxe
• - tiggytigo

Laws

1. Do not grief or build close to others.
2. Do not leave builds unfinished. (1.5 weeks unless being actively worked on)
3. Do not kill your fellow Squirters on Squirt land.
4. Respect other settler's builds.

Community

Official Building/Services

• - Town Hall: Community center for annoucements, events, town projects, voting, news and other community related things.
  
• - Metro System: Free transport across Squirtville. (currently 3 stations)

Player Building/Services

• - WordCo by Pikmin4Deluxe, offers wood and wool at a low price
  
• - Fer embassy by ThisIsMika8595, serves as a link with Fer
  
• - Punishertown embassy by PunisherGames, serves as a link with Punishertown

Info

Members : 63
Assistants : 5
Claims : 828
Spawn :
X -16574
Y 71
Z 5872
Classification : City

Landmarks

Casino

Built by Sharkkky, equipped with a state of the art roulette table where
Squirters can win big or bankrupt themselves.

Galleon

Built by EclipsedLogic, it is a huge boat and the heart of the Squirtville navy.

The Great Squirt

Naturally Generated, the origin for Squirtville's name and religion, it is said that bathing
in it will cause you to meet the lord, although Squirt scientists have found harmful fungi growing near the water.

The Church

Built by TiggyTigo, a sacred place for religious members, where they can praise the almighty Squirt Lord.

Magnum Cumshooter

Built by Sharkkky, it is a great roller coaster to visit when touring the town, costs 1$ to ride. (1.5$ for Liberals)

Gladiator Arena

Built by R0LU, where people go to settle their disagreements or fight to the death
for fun, it has the facilities to host tournaments.

The Continental

Built by R0LU, R0LU's home, a contest submission skyscraper with a great and spacious
mayoral penthouse, houses some of the most expensive artifacts of the entire server.

Sharkstone Offices

Built by Sharkkky, a business for installements of redstone circuitry, clients can request custom builds.

Town Hall

Built by R0LU, where tough decisions are made concerning the future of the city, it features a list of all Members.

The Biggest Tree Farm

Built by PikminDeluxe4, privately owned farm, used to restock the shops and provide natural ressources to everyone.

Cactus Farm

Built by Sharkkky and R0LU, a public farm mainly used for dye, it houses 5 people on the upper floors, This is the first skyscraper of the city.

The Kingdom Strip Club

Built by R0LU, where Squirters can let loose on the amazing and talented dancers of Squirtville

Underground Metro Station

Built by Sharkkky, a free and easy way to travel the lands when walking isn't a good enough option.

Disclaimer

- This wiki page is managed and updated by Sharkkky, for any suggestion contact me on discord
and I'd be more than happy to add your creations/ideas.
Last updated 2025-03-30