Squirtville
Origins
Squirtville is a town in BMC, a town known for the well above average size of the citizen's cocks.
And so it begins, it all began somewhere arround the 24 of february, when R0LU stumbled upon the great squirt, it was magnificent and so he decided to create an Outpost for boogerville to make a future town out here. But... he accidently made a village named outpost and so upon creating a town with such a shit name he went out and consulted the great scribe Amfman to create a name more fitting for a town in such a location. Amfman after sleepless nights decided upon the name... Squirtville. A name so fitting for a town with soil fertilised by the great squirt, here the land was rich and plants could grow, here a great future was foreseened by R0LU, king of squirtville and by the 3 muskasquirts, Amfman, pikmin4deluxe, and Dude123Lego.
Officials
Mayor:
Assistants:
- Dude123Lego
- Amfman
- Sharkkky
- Pikmin4Deluxe
- tiggytigo
Laws
- Do not grief or build close to others.
- Do not leave builds unfinished. (2 weeks unless being actively worked on)
- Do not kill your fellow Squirters on Squirt land.
- No flying pixel art.
- Do not mine trees that are decorative.
- Do not build beyond the great wall
Community
Official Building/Services
- - Town Hall: Community center for announcements, events, town projects, voting, news and other community related activities.
- - Metro System: Free transport across Squirtville. (currently 3 stations)
- - Casino: Gamble at the roulette table for a chance at some big gains!
- - Club: A party center equipped with a fully functioning DJ setup.
- - The Courthouse: For trials and execution of criminals, Glory to Squirtville.
Player Building/Services
- - WordCo by Pikmin4Deluxe, offers wood and wool at a low price.
- - Fer embassy by ThisIsMika8595, serves as a link with Fer.
- - SharkStone Offices by Sharkkky, offers custom redstone installations.
Info
- Members: 115
- Assistants: 5
- Claims: 3034
- Spawn:
- X -16466
- Y 73
- Z 5674
- Classification: Metropolis
Landmarks
Casino
Built by Sharkkky, equipped with a state of the art roulette table where
Squirters can win big or bankrupt themselves.
Galleon
Built by EclipsedLogic, it is a huge boat and the heart of the Squirtville navy.
The Great Squirt
Naturally Generated, the origin for Squirtville's name and religion, it is said that bathing
in it will cause you to meet the lord, although Squirt scientists have found harmful fungi growing near the water.
The Church
Built by TiggyTigo, a sacred place for religious members, where they can praise the almighty Squirt Lord.
Magnum Cumshooter
Built by Sharkkky, it is a great roller coaster to visit when touring the town, costs 1$ to ride. (1.5$ for Liberals)
Hunger Games Arena
Built by R0LU, where people go to settle their disagreements or fight to the death
for fun, it has the facilities to host tournaments.
Town Hall
Built by Sharkkky, where tough decisions are made concerning the future of the city, it features a list of all Members.
The Biggest Tree Farm
Built by PikminDeluxe4, public farm, used to restock the shops and provide natural ressources to everyone.
Cactus Farm
Built by Sharkkky and R0LU, a public farm mainly used for dye, it houses 5 people on the upper floors, This is the first skyscraper of the city.
The Club
Built by Sharkkky, where Squirters can let loose on the dance floor.
Underground Metro Station
Built by Sharkkky, a free and easy way to travel the lands when walking isn't a good enough option.
The Great Squirt Wall
Built by R0LU, a protective barrier around squirtville to keep citizens safe.
Disclaimer
- This wiki page is managed and updated by Sharkkky, for any suggestion contact me on discord
and I'd be more than happy to add your creations/ideas.
- Credits to ThisIsMika8595 for the wiki banner.
Last updated 2025-10-10