Squirtville
Origins ★
Squirtville is a town in BMC, a town known for the well above average size of the citizen's cocks.
And so it begins, it all began somewhere arround the 24 of february, when R0LU stumbled upon the great squirt, it was magnificent and so he decided to create an Outpost for boogerville to make a future town out here. But... he accidently made a village named outpost and so upon creating a town with such a shit name he went out and consulted the great scribe Amfman to create a name more fitting for a town in such a location. Amfman after sleepless nights decided upon the name... Squirtville. A name so fitting for a town with soil fertilised by the great squirt, here the land was rich and plants could grow, here a great future was foreseened by R0LU, king of squirtville and by the 3 muskasquirts, Amfman, pikmin4deluxe, and Dude123Lego.
Officials
Mayor :
- - R0LU
Assistants :
- - Dude123Lego
- - Amfman
- - Sharkkky
- - Pikmin4Deluxe
Members : 50+
Landmarks
*Casino
Built by Sharkkky, equipped with a state of the art roulette table where
Squirters can win big or bankrupt themselves.
*Galleon
Built by EclipsedLogic, it is a huge boat and the heart of the Squirtville navy.
*The Great Squirt
Naturally Generated, the origin for Squirtville's name and religion, it is said that bathing
in it will cause you to meet the lord, although Squirt scientists have found harmful fungi growing near the water.
*The Cloud Tickler
Built by R0LU, part of the skyline, it offers affordable housing for 8 people, it is in very close proximity
to the casino making it appealing to gamblers.
*The Church
Built by TiggyTigo, a sacred place for religious members, where they can praise the almighty Squirt Lord.
*Magnum Cumshooter
Built by Sharkkky, it is a great roller coaster to visit when touring the town, costs 1$ to ride. (1.5$ for Liberals)
*Gladiator Arena
Built by R0LU, where people go to settle their disagreements or fight to the death
for fun, it has the facilities to host tournaments.
*The Continental
Built by R0LU, R0LU's home, a contest submission skyscraper with a great and spacious
mayoral penthouse, houses some of the most expensive artifacts of the entire server.
*Sharkstone Offices
Built by Sharkkky, a business for installements of redstone circuitry, clients can request custom builds.
*Town Hall
Built by R0LU, where tough decisions are made concerning the future of the city, it features a list of all Members.
*Winchester Tower
Built by R0LU, part of the skyline, it can house up to 6 people.
*Ferris Wheel
Built by EclipsedLogic, part of the Squirtville entertainment industry, it offers a beautiful view of the city.
*The Biggest Tree Farm
Built by PikminDeluxe4, privately owned farm, used to restock the shops and provide natural ressources to everyone.
*Gay Wizard Tower
Built by ar8dia, a medieval looking tower next to the water, it is rumored that mischief happens behind closed doors.
*Bedstone Bridge
Built by ThisIsMika8595, connects the rough terrains and help in the growing development of housing, a beautiful sight to see.
*Cactus Farm
Built by Sharkkky and R0LU, a public farm mainly used for dye, it houses 5 people on the upper floors.
*The Pot Shack
Built by R0LU, Sharkkky's home, it features a luxurious penthouse in close proximity to the town's center.
*The Kingdom Strip Club
Built by R0LU, where Squirters can let loose on the amazing and talented dancers of Squirtville
*Underground Metro Station
Built by Sharkkky, a free and easy way to travel the lands when walking isn't a good enough option.
Laws
- Do not grief or build close to others.
- Do not leave builds unfinished. (1.5 weeks unless being actively worked on)
- Do not kill your fellow Squirters on Squirt land.
- Respect other settler's builds.